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FinLola > Michi GirlPHAT JOKES  I saw a comedy show the other night. I won’t name names but the comedian’s surname rhymed with Lickering. He told 10 minutes’ worth of Uranus jokes. I figure if 90s humour is funny again, I can rehash this joke, which, like Uranus gags, I found hilarious as a 12-year-old: Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a sausage. And he was 12 and just heard the best ever Uranus joke, suffered a giggle-induced sausage seizure and plummeted to his death. PHAT BRATS: DELICIOUS SAUSAGES W GREAT VEGETARIAN OPTIONS AND THE MOST INCREDIBLE CHIPS IN MELBOURNE. 320 BRUNSWICK ST, FITZROY.@PHATBRATS

FinLola > Michi Girl
PHAT JOKES 

I saw a comedy show the other night. I won’t name names but the comedian’s surname rhymed with Lickering. He told 10 minutes’ worth of Uranus jokes. I figure if 90s humour is funny again, I can rehash this joke, which, like Uranus gags, I found hilarious as a 12-year-old:

Q: Why did the plane crash?

A: Because the pilot was a sausage. And he was 12 and just heard the best ever Uranus joke, suffered a giggle-induced sausage seizure and plummeted to his death.

PHAT BRATS: DELICIOUS SAUSAGES W GREAT VEGETARIAN OPTIONS AND THE MOST INCREDIBLE CHIPS IN MELBOURNE. 320 BRUNSWICK ST, FITZROY.@PHATBRATS


FinLola > Michi GirlKINGS OF QUEENSBERRY There are two circus elephants, Dancing tightrope on the wall. They think they’re kings of Queensberry, Wrinkled rulers of them all. The crowds line up outside their place, Vying to see their tricks. We haven’t the heart to tell them, It’s the queue for Twenty & Six. Twenty & Six, 594 Queensberry St, North Melbourne, 3051. Closed Wednesdays. Interior wall illustrations are as brilliant as the food and coffee. Illustration by rabbitleg.tumblr.com.

FinLola > Michi Girl
KINGS OF QUEENSBERRY

There are two circus elephants,
Dancing tightrope on the wall.
They think they’re kings of Queensberry,
Wrinkled rulers of them all.

The crowds line up outside their place,
Vying to see their tricks.
We haven’t the heart to tell them,
It’s the queue for Twenty & Six.

Twenty & Six, 594 Queensberry St, North Melbourne, 3051. Closed Wednesdays. Interior wall illustrations are as brilliant as the food and coffee.
Illustration by rabbitleg.tumblr.com.

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FinLola > Michi GirlJEBUS ON THE TWEETS @Jebus_C : #hotcrossbun season, yeah boi. @Jebus_C : don’t quite undrstnd y delicious hcbuns are symbolic of my painful murder. But whatevs, happy to go with it. #Letherebebuns @Jebus_C : Urgh. #HCB #tummyache :( @Jebus_C : asked dad if He could toast an hbc so toasted, that even He himself could not eat it. Got a smack for being a #smartarse.@Jebus_C : hey @ricksantorum, y u so obsessed w me dude? not cool. #toomuchbromancefromyou @Jebus_C, follow me, my children.  BEST BUNS IN TOWN: FATTO A MANO, $15 P/HALF DOZEN. 228 GERTRUDE STREET, 3065. PH: 9417 5998.

FinLola > Michi Girl
JEBUS ON THE TWEETS

@Jebus_C : #hotcrossbun season, yeah boi.

@Jebus_C : don’t quite undrstnd y delicious hcbuns are symbolic of my painful murder. But whatevs, happy to go with it. #Letherebebuns

@Jebus_C : Urgh. #HCB #tummyache :(

@Jebus_C : asked dad if He could toast an hbc so toasted, that even He himself could not eat it. Got a smack for being a #smartarse.

@Jebus_C : hey @ricksantorum, y u so obsessed w me dude? not cool. #toomuchbromancefromyou

@Jebus_C, follow me, my children.
 

BEST BUNS IN TOWN: FATTO A MANO, $15 P/HALF DOZEN. 228 GERTRUDE STREET, 3065. PH: 9417 5998.

A portrait of Melbourne’s beautiful face first thing on an autumn morning.  Photo taken by my beautiful-faced friend, Jette.

A portrait of Melbourne’s beautiful face first thing on an autumn morning. 

Photo taken by my beautiful-faced friend, Jette.

Why can’t we all just lie down in the street and engage in canine conservations whenever we feel like it? I envy this kid’s total abandonment of societal protocol, not to mention the fact that he clearly speaks French.

Why can’t we all just lie down in the street and engage in canine conservations whenever we feel like it? I envy this kid’s total abandonment of societal protocol, not to mention the fact that he clearly speaks French.

If it’s true that shoes over power lines indicate a drug dealer’s residence, then Easey Street, Collingwood, is clearly one massive meth lab.

If it’s true that shoes over power lines indicate a drug dealer’s residence, then Easey Street, Collingwood, is clearly one massive meth lab.

I imagine the creation of a Kindle to be far less poetic, mesmermising and beautiful. And considerably more Chinese production line.

Racial Word Slurring I Googled Irish jokes to whet my whistle for St Pat’s Day shenanigans. I found this: ‘An Irishman is not drunk until he can’t move’. Ha. Not funny. Grossly stereotypical. Whoever wrote it clearly isn’t sympathetic to the fact that a leprechaun’s small stature means he can’t hold his liquor. And the author’s lack of compassion re the tragic ginger epidemic that’s driven the whole of Ireland to drink, frankly, disgusts me. Tee tee tar tar fiddle dee.Bridie O’Reilly’s CBD, South Yarra, BrunswickThe Barkly 109 Barkly St, St Kilda
Racial Word Slurring

I Googled Irish jokes to whet my whistle for St Pat’s Day shenanigans. I found this: ‘An Irishman is not drunk until he can’t move’. Ha. Not funny. Grossly stereotypical. Whoever wrote it clearly isn’t sympathetic to the fact that a leprechaun’s small stature means he can’t hold his liquor. And the author’s lack of compassion re the tragic ginger epidemic that’s driven the whole of Ireland to drink, frankly, disgusts me. Tee tee tar tar fiddle dee.

Bridie O’Reilly’s
CBD, South Yarra, Brunswick
The Barkly
109 Barkly St, St Kilda

Saturday afternoon The People’s Market with sunshine & sausages & sangria. Alliterated splendor. (Doing delicious things with sausages: Phat Brats, @PhatBrats)

Saturday afternoon The People’s Market with sunshine & sausages & sangria. Alliterated splendor.

(Doing delicious things with sausages: Phat Brats, @PhatBrats)

Embarking on a culture bender, At The People’s Market and Richmond Weekender. Melbourne resplendence on the agenda, Cool stuff, me and my best-a friend-a.Yeah I can write poetry like a five-year-old…what of it? People’s Market: Today, Saturday 10 March.Richmond Weekender: Sat and Sun through March.

Embarking on a culture bender,

At The People’s Market and Richmond Weekender.

Melbourne resplendence on the agenda,

Cool stuff, me and my best-a friend-a.

Yeah I can write poetry like a five-year-old…what of it?

People’s Market: Today, Saturday 10 March.
Richmond Weekender: Sat and Sun through March.

MOVEABLE FEASTSTo be able to hightail out of your restaurant, with your entire restaurant in tow, is the new what’s what in restauranteering. Follow them on Twitter, or literally follow them around the streets of the city, whatever you want to do. Taco Trucktwitter.com/#!/tacotruckmelb Beatbox Kitchentwitter.com/#!/beatboxkitchen Le Sausagetwitter.com/#!/ilovelesausage Gumbo Kitchenhttps://twitter.com/#!/gumbokitchen Cornutopiatwitter.com/#!/cornutopia Dhabadhaba.com.au/index.html Grub Food Vanthethousands.com.au/melbourne/eat-drink/grub-food-van/This week’s (perhaps slightly inappropriate) Michi Girl post here…

MOVEABLE FEASTS

To be able to hightail out of your restaurant, with your entire restaurant in tow, is the new what’s what in restauranteering. Follow them on Twitter, or literally follow them around the streets of the city, whatever you want to do.

Taco Truck
twitter.com/#!/tacotruckmelb

Beatbox Kitchen
twitter.com/#!/beatboxkitchen

Le Sausage
twitter.com/#!/ilovelesausage

Gumbo Kitchen
https://twitter.com/#!/gumbokitchen

Cornutopia
twitter.com/#!/cornutopia

Dhaba
dhaba.com.au/index.html

Grub Food Van
thethousands.com.au/melbourne/eat-drink/grub-food-van/

This week’s (perhaps slightly inappropriate) Michi Girl post here…

alfietimes: This lasted all 100m then Alfie had enough. It was never going to work- too humiliating.

alfietimes:

This lasted all 100m then Alfie had enough. It was never going to work- too humiliating.

You give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window. Anythings happens in that five minutes and I’m yours, no matter what.

You give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window. Anythings happens in that five minutes and I’m yours, no matter what.

FinLola > Michi Girl: LS.TEAI’m not about to tell you to eat more avocados. We’ve been through this. But I will advise you to drink more of them. That’s what I did at Storm in a Teacup; a Brazilian avocado, jasmine, lime and honey smoothie, coupled with avo on toast with chilli jam. Mind you, I spent the rest of that day in an avocadocoma tripping balls on fatty acid.STORM IN A TEACUP@TEASHOPBAR48A Smith StreetCollingwood9415 9593

FinLola > Michi Girl:
LS.TEA

I’m not about to tell you to eat more avocados. We’ve been through this. But I will advise you to drink more of them. That’s what I did at Storm in a Teacup; a Brazilian avocado, jasmine, lime and honey smoothie, coupled with avo on toast with chilli jam. Mind you, I spent the rest of that day in an avocadocoma tripping balls on fatty acid.

STORM IN A TEACUP
@TEASHOPBAR
48A Smith Street
Collingwood
9415 9593

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